Monday 30 July 2012
Harmonize
Sunday 29 July 2012
SENIOR HOTEL BILL
An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant 70th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay! I didn't even have breakfast."
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate' , so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."
"But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager. He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes of discussion with the Manager who remained unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But madam, this check is for only $50.00."
"That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with Senior Citizens
Saturday 28 July 2012
Friday 27 July 2012
How Do You Tell...
Thursday 26 July 2012
A Note From the Universe
Wednesday 25 July 2012
Sunday 22 July 2012
It's a Very Special Day
Saturday 21 July 2012
Tuesday 17 July 2012
Monday 16 July 2012
Sunday 15 July 2012
Saturday 14 July 2012
Friday 13 July 2012
Mercury Retro
Mercury Retro begins tomorrow, Saturday July 14th and lasts until August 8th. There was a time I considered Mercury Retro as, Murphy’s Law, what can go wrong-will go wrong.
Mercury Retro affects all layers of life, all forms of communication, commerce, education and transportation. Mercury retro increase personal misunderstandings; flawed, disrupted, or delayed communications, negotiations and trade; glitches and breakdowns with phones, computers, cars, buses, and trains. And all of these problems usually arise because some crucial piece of information, or component, has gone astray or awry.
It is not exactly wise to make important decisions while Mercury is retrograde, since it is likely that such decisions will be clouded by misinformation, poor communication and careless thinking. Mercury is all about mental clarity and the power of the mind, so when Mercury is retrograde these intellectual characteristics tend to be less acute than usual, as the critical faculties are dimmed. Make sure you pay attention to the small print!
FOCUS! It’s not all bad. Mercury sets out to restructure our thinking processes. Unresolved issues from the past tend to push themselves forward. Moreover, these experiences reveal flaws in our internal organization as well as our external planning, which can make us feel foolish and inadequate. Keep your eyes peeled; Mercury's retro period gives us the chance to find out just what has been missed and to fix or eliminate it from our life!
Thursday 12 July 2012
Tuesday 10 July 2012
Saturday 7 July 2012
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